One sure way to get more traffic for your hub!

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Write a hub about how to get more traffic for hubs.

Then write some gibberish so that your hub doesn't get identified as being substandard and get deleted ...

I like pineapples.

No one has ever successfully pulled off a comb over.

Taco Bell should bring back the Mexican pizza.

I like the fat Drew Carey better.

If your vocabulary consists of more than 8 words listed in urbandictionary.com, please do not talk to me.

Is anybody actually reading this stuff?

Do you think God already has an Ipad 3?

He probably has an Ipad 4.

Brendan Fraser makes horrible movies.

What's the deal with jokes that start out with "what's the deal with"?

You must be very bored to be reading this.

90% of the calls I receive on my cell phone are from my mother.

When I don't remember someone's name, I call them "buddy".

I can't take Will Smith seriously. He will always be the fresh prince of bel air in eyes.

I don't know the real lyrics to any song, i make them up as I go along.

Twitter is stupid.

When I fall asleep on a strangers shoulder on the subway, I avoid eye contact when I wake up and pretend like nothing happened.

Why are you even reading this?

I wonder what Jennifer Aniston is doing right now...probably some dude that will leave her in 2 weeks.

Does anybody else exhale every time they pass by cigarette smoke so that they don't breath any smoke in?

If someone tells you "I love youtube" and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love you" really fast...wait, I think I told that one wrong.